Wednesday, January 16, 2008

It's a....

Boy!... The ultrasound guy was sure he saw "the parts that make the baby a boy."

The Epperson line shall survive me, pressure's off.

Brooklyn tells me the baby's name is Jake. Or Jaxen. She also informed me that her little brother cost sixteen dollars. Actually, if he's born in the hall like she was then he might be free. Here's to hoping that we make it to the hospital this time.

Brittiny and I now begin the agonizing process of choosing a baby name... open for suggestions.

You know, if someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter what you say - they're going to touch you... I guess you could say, "I have explosive diarrhea."

9 comments:

momila said...

Well, you KNOW we are all racking our brains for a "BR" name, so get ready: (Kellie will weigh in shortly!!)
Brandon Brent Jr. (aaaaahhhhhh!)
Brayden (Hasn't Britney Spears got one of these?)
Bronfield
Breightling (Aaron will like that)
Braxton (NO mom who ever had any BH contractions would ever name a kid THAT)
Bronco (Giddyup!)
Brandtny (combo of both your names, very Utah thing to do)

OK, I'm done for now, just going to let Kellie get started.

And HEY whats' with the "we blame it all on these people" link? How about "we owe it all to these people?" Sounds a lot less accusing...
Love you guys!!
Bruffy/Momila

Kellie/Joe said...

First, if you guys give that baby a Br name I will never forgive you.

Second, I tell everyone that i have explosive 'reah even if they aren't thinking about touching me...or speaking to me.

Third, Mom, Britney Spear's son is named Jayden not Brayden.

momila said...

If Britney's kid is named Jayden what's the other kid's name? I thought they were Brayden and Jaden or something?
Nobody's looking for your forgiveness, Kel, sorry! You named a dog after another animal!

Oh..how about Lucius Herb? (An actual choice of Sarah's)
And keeping all the names "BR" makes it all the easier for this family to quickly convert into the C&W sensation that they are bound to become.

IAmTheWalrus said...

How about Bronson (no dice, ma)? Or Brandity?

Kellie/Joe said...

Hey ma, how about some cookies?

Lots of people name their dogs after other animals. Rip Van Winkle named his dog Wolf.

I don't want to know WHY i know this, but her kids are Sean Preston and Jayden James.

How about just naming the kid "Bro"?

Team Oakeson said...

What about BRICKEN? That is the name of an actual child in Aaron's family! Do any of you guys remember our old backyard neighbor BRICK/BRICKEY? That kid was seriously messed up and I'm sure it was because he was named after a building material.

So I found some "BR..." names on line and these are my top picks:

Bran or Brand (seriously, actual names!)

Branson -- this will insure he loves bad musical theater.

Braque -- if he has visible panty line

Breck -- if he has shiny, manageable hair

Bret -- with one "t" like Bret Michaels. Maybe he'll have his own baby version of "Rock of Love"

Bruno -- Except I'm sure this will guarantee he's fat and not bright.

Broderick -- Weeweese Bwodowick!


Just some food for thought. Love you guys!

brohammas said...

If you are Dog the Bounty Hunter everyon is named "Brah", that's a BR name right? Apparently if you are a girl he calls you an "N" word instead, too bad.

A name can truly set a child on a particular track of constant verbal reinforcement. With that in mind how about:
Brawn
Brilliant
Brigadear
Br....

I give up, Dalyn is the obvious choice. No need to be shy, i give you permission.

momila said...

Well, dang there you have it! Brohammas!!

The Olson Family said...

Brigham
Brimley
Brighton
Senator K.
Mitchell!!

Okay, seriously, go check out Nymbler.com. :) Great fun.